WHY U GUYS DON'T LIKE MY SPECIAL BLOG HUH???

I'm not doing this for me, you know.

I'm doing it for THE PEOPLE.

That's right, this is THE PEOPLE'S blog. kind of like the People's Court, except without Wapner.

And with more Super Kewlness! :D

Hey, hi everybody! How has your day been going?

I hope you've been having a great day today full of joy and adventures, and maybe if your lucky you learned something along the way, right?

Let me ask you a question. Do you believe in the true power of friendship? I used to not, but I do now. Do you know why? Because you never know when you will meet a new friend. You just have to open yourself to friendship and it will find you!

Next time you're out walking about, be sure to smile at a stranger and you just might find that they smile back at you! And you know what? When that happens, you've just made a new friend!

Are you ever board or down in the dumps? Well we all have those days. Here are some things you can do to turn your day around when that happens:

1. Smile at a stranger.
2. Smell a flower.
3. Lend a helping hand to a neighbor.
4. Help keep our parks and roads clean and free of debris!
5. Teach a child to ride a bike.
6. Go out and just give someone a BIG HUG!!!! :-)
7. Help a senior citizen cross the street or shop for groceries.
8. Find someone who looks lonely and offer to be their friend!
9. Plant a garden.
10. Organize a march for FRIENDSHIP!!!

Just try 1 of these things, and I guarantee it will brighten your day!

Recipe for a Harry Potter Sandwich

Take 1 Hagrid
1 Dumbledore

Nestle 1 Harry Potter between them.

Be sure to add plenty of Vaseline for extra moist deliciousness!

Do u guys wanna b my speshal frind?

You guys who r readin this post, i hav a ver very importent ? to ask u. Please considur it verry carfully becaus it is teh importentest ? i hav evr asked any1 b4. Evn mor imporent than the time i askeded my teachar were babiez come from. So ne wayz her is teh ? i am going 2 ask u.

Wuld u liek 2 b my fridn?

Monkey

monkey sgfashg;gffffffffffff
monkey monkey
monkey child
Ruprecht the monkey boy
Touch my monkey!!! Liebe meine abschminke!1
One time, when I worked at Krogers, I went into the back and there was this lady back there climbing up the shelf to get something and I said "Pardeon me but did you need any helps?" and she said "No that's alright I'm a monkey"!!!!!1

BAWWWWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!!1!!!1!!!!! X'D

Funny now, But then I was all like ".......................No your not. :|"

Cos I wasw like thinking she was saying we evloved from minkeys and to me thats like offensive mmmkay?

THE END.

I'm thinking gonna change my blog format.

Well I started this here blog back in what, like 2008 or something. basically to try and piss some people off and to make jokes and stuff. Then it started going more towards me getting on my soapbox about self hating asian bitches and stuff, which to tell you the truth, I have deleted most of those posting histories. I felt I was getting too arrogant and serious, which is gay. And I really hate being gay.

I decided I was going to end this blog and start a new one around 2010 but the new one felt forced and gay so I just walked away from it all for awhile. My time with being involved in the online community was very well at an end, sad to say in some ways but it's better to be more active in the real world don't you think?

Well I don't know, about this time last year I came back to this blog and found I still had a heart for this place and so I started blogging again a little more on here, and focused more on writing dark fiction, which I gotta be honest with myself here, I can't flesh out a full story and try to write in dialogue and characters and crap so as you can tell most of my stuff is stream of consciousness crap which is ok I guess but it's never gonna sell novels and I'm not gonna be quitting my day job anytime soon.

So now is the time to think about the future of this site and to look deep within my heart and think about what I want to do with this site because basically right now I have no more feuds to carry and I can't be involved with imdb like before because I don't have the time anymore, and I have to put aside childish emotions and start being an adult, which is why I want to turn this blog into a sewing and cross stitching forum. I'm going to change the name from "Informationskontrolle" which was my juvenile attempt to give this site a mysterious nazi vibe and I'm going to change it to "The Art and Craft of Cross Stitching for Juveniles, Young Adults, and Senior Citizens."

Look for my 1st blog topic on it coming soon.

Sharing and Caring

Hi friends,

I thought I would share a few of my favorite videos with you, because I like to share the things with my friends that bring me joy and happiness.

This first video contains a video of an ass raping clown demonstrating proper clownstep technique. I really love watching this video. Hope you like it too.


This next video is the beautiful Karen Carpenter sharing her nightmarish visions through the medium of song:


This last one you all know. I like to crank this..~~




Thanks for it!

Hobo Clown

Sie haben Angst, Hobo Clown? Ich bin ein Hobo, ein später Nachmittag im September vergewaltigt. Ich bin jeden Tag von Clowns und Menschen vergewaltigt. Warum vergewaltigen mich und lachen wie das? Na, wenn ich in das Licht der Welt Schritt Ich wachse und so heftig, vergewaltigte sie wurden durch beigefügte genommen?

Warum ich allein in der Dunkelheit sollte? Sein störendes.

Ich sage das, und ich habe geschwiegen, weil ich nicht zu sprechen, um mehr verletzt worden bin. Suche mir ein Schwert und dann den Körper in den Hobo Clowns, die Kehle, die asiaphiles. Diese Täter von sexueller Gewalt. Und auch.

Fridnhsip postes

i want to tell you a little story bout the other day when I went to teh imdb and I was lookin for peoples to be my freidns? And so I posted a post that said I was lookin for teh friendship people and this dude posted back to me and he said,

"No offense dude, but go outside and get a life. You're not going to find any real friends online and only a loser would go on line to look for them."

:(

Yeh, maybe he was right you know? But what he maybe didn't know and I didn't tell him this so maybe he did know but probably he didn't know was that where I live, all the friednship peple have died :*(

n thats why I have 2 lok for all teh fridnship ppeples online. :(

The Black Moon Kisses the Earth

I woke up one winter's morning, not too long ago - Celeste had gone away by that time, leaving me alone in this house, cold, bitter, and damaged - And so I woke up before dawn this one morning, shaking with chills and frightened: frightened because I heard the sound of whispering in the next room over: a room that had been empty - a room that was supposed to be empty. A voice was whispering my name.

"Cornelius..."

"Corneeeeeliuuuuusss...."

"Cornelius," it had said, but that was only my first name. Maybe whatever it was, whatever it wanted, maybe it had the wrong Cornelius.

"Corneeeeeeeeliuuuussss Groooootennnsss...."

Oh.

Shit.

Yesterday I found a pebble

It was round and pebblish. I picked it up.

"Could this be a non-pebble?" I asked myself?

"No. It is not. It is truly indeed a pebble," I replied to myself.

I spent the rest of the day thinking about the pebble. I wondered if it had been around for hundreds of years and if that were so, what was it doing when Columbus discovered America and what was its purpose and what was its true destiny?

That night I picked up the pebble which I had brought into the house and I walked outside with it and I kept walking aways until I got to the borders of ol' Jedidiah's plantation, and I threw it at his house and it crashed through his kitchen window.

I stood there for awhile watching Jedidiah and his family freak out and when the cops arrived I decided to head on back home and go back to sleep.

The next day I woke up and the sun was on my face. I sat up, put my feet on the floor and said a word I had never said before.

I don't remember what it was.