I got an idea the other day for what I thought would be a really good movie. I was going to call it "Great Caesar's Toast!" And it would basically be Shakespeare's Julius Caesar except he would be munching on a piece of toast the whole time. And like when they were stabbing him it could show a close up of the piece of toast that he dropped on the floor, and then you here him say, "Et tu, Brute!" And then he goes, "AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!" and you see a drop of blood land on the toast. And then later when you see his ghost, he would be like, "you -um- -smack- -smack- will see me at Philippi -smack- -gulp." because he'd be eating a piece of toast, you see.
Then I got really scared because I suddenly realized that my idea was so profound and so earth shattering that I would surely drop dead at that moment so as not to disrupt the balance of the cosmos by sharing my idea with others.
But I didn't die. Instead I got another idea. This one was even more profound.
I must warn people.
About the pu... AAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
