Well it looks like SyvFagget, who changed his name to SevensBAD cos he's a wuss, and I-Am-Lezbifer, and Titz, who changed his name to LittleZeke because he's also a wuss, managed to tattle enough to the IMDB help desk to get my account suspended again. I have to congratulate them on a job well done. Good job, guys! But don't think you have gotten rid of me. I am up for the challenge! I will be back, and you will soon feel the power of my fiery wrath!!!! ^_^
In the meantime, here is some more info that I think everyone will enjoy. Titz updated his profile and it turns out he's a geriatric old fart who has to change his adult diapers and his colostomy bag every hour. You know when you're at the store and you see some ugly old pedo in his 60's walking around with an Asian girl in her late teens/early 20s? Well, you may very well be looking at Titz.
Here's something even funnier. Did you know that Titz, SevensFAG, and I-Am-Lezbifer formed an alliance against me!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!! Yes, SevenFAG let me know that he and Titz had gotten together and formed an action plan to get rid of me. LOL! I can imagine them PMing back and forth with their gay ass little strategies. I can just see Titz going, "WHENEVER FUNKRYANT SEZ SUMTHING MEAN, GO TELL THE HELPDESK!" and SevensFAG pooping his pants with delight as he immediately goes to tattle on me. What a bunch of crybaby D&D dorks they are! Afraid to go head to head with me in a real debate!
In fact, SevensFAG went to tattle on me right after I totally made a fool out of him. He writes like a junior high dork who has read too many Stephen King books and plays WoW all day long. He was on this thread trying to make fun of some other dude and he was like, "Umm.. ummm... just because you don't know how to have fun in life, don't make fun of those who DO!!!!!! (which by the way, you cretin, I know you are a loser because you are OBVIOUSLY trying to make yourself look good..... GASP... are you trying to IMPRESS lil' ol' me?????)" I'm serious people, that is the way he writes! It's like he's sitting there with a thesauras and he's all worked up in a sweat, trying so hard to make THE MOST BITING INSULT KNOWN TO MAN!!!!! He's sitting there going, "I'LL SHOW THIS GUY!!! I'M GONNA HURT HIM SO BAD HE'LL COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!" But the thing is, he totally sucks at it! ROFL!!!!!!! So I got on the thread making fun of him and I was like, here SevansFAG, I'll write your response for you, and then I'd write some really dorky huffy and puffy, overly worded response back to myself, and SevensFAG was so pissed off I had him crying and everything! And that's when he told me of his faggy little dork conference with Titz, and he probably went and tattled on me right after that.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Well hello there! Thanks fer stoppin by n why don't ya sit down n eat one o' these here crickity crack cracker jacks. My wife made 'em from scratch.
How'r you folks doin? I'm doin alright m'self. Had to put ol' Daisy out of her misery yesterday evenin'. She was a hootin n hollerin n foamin at the mouth ever since that coon bit her on the ass. So I take'n the kaiser blade. Some folks call it a sling blade I call it a kaiser blade, n I hit her upside the head with it. N then I did it again. Killed 'er.
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