The story of the Puppetry Festival

Many years ago there was the puppetry festival, one summer when I was a boy. Grandma Josephine & Uncle Ted were there. Billy Boy and Fred were there two.
Everybody were there at the puppetry festival. Minister Bob and his wife Henrietta, Ebenezor and his magic hand, the Twirwilliger sisters, Flapjak McCreevy, Eddie Baker. Even ol' Jasper was there.
There were many various kinds of puppet shows that day. Ms. Miller's boy upchucked his carrots onto one of the performers during one of em, and we all laughed. Some of em were full of violence and blood. Bleebo, the retarded woodsman couldn't stay for those, else he'd start crying.
So many people were there at the puppetry festival. I thought I saw the local blacksmith, dressed in his robe of trickeries. Momma told me to keep away, and so I did. Michael of the square shaped dale was there, and so was Flibbins, his dog. I knew I spied Betty Mae dancing naked deep within the thicket behind the dark pavillion. I laughed and my best friend Edgar Witinger shushed me, lest she hear us and send curses our way.
The day was drunk with pleasure. Everyone was there at the puppetry festival. I remember I did a handstand, and the blind girl clapped. We tossed a log for sportsmanship, and ate beans and mushrooms as at a picnic in springtime. Miss Edwards caught me in a prank and shook her finger at me, and tempted though I was to give her the eye I remembered my manners.
Lost in the woods was the MacManus child, though we found him soon later. Inkeeper Smith said he had followed the smell of his fear. We walked a ways further though we didn't have to, I commenting nervously that soon we would be out of the clearing and into the fire. "Shush!" said Nervous Nellie, "We haven't gone far, and yet you carry on so," though I was foretold of unwholesome sights awaiting in the salted plain. It wasn't long before darkness arrived, and we headed back.
Crendulous, the Midget was at the puppetry festival. All of the children wanted to shake his hand. But my mom wouldn't let me. An enchantment were came as puppets thrown into the fire. The puppets burning. We encircled the fire and danced around it, singing in the voices of old. I was warned again to stay out of the thicket, though I had thought not to go. Voices came from outside the clearing. I was afraid, but not afraid. There were so many others there, I could not be frightened for long.
So many people there at the puppetry freshtival. Elmer Beedle's dad had a sno cone stand. It was sno cones of many flavours. I think I tried them all.
Some neighbor's kid got caught in a tree, and big Otto had to get him down. I didn't see it, cos I was away in the silent alcove, alone and afraid.
So many people at the puppetry festival. All was well, and soon we would go out into the world, as men of renown. But for the time, we would festivate puppets. So happy...
So happy at the puppetry festival.
I ate some jam. It was Martha Barthengate's prize winning recipe. And there were berries and horsemeat for dinner, which was shared among the villagers, and plenty for everyone.
So many people at the puppetry

Boy I tell u wut

I love me some country home cookin. Yesterdy I scraped up one o them there coon carcasses off'n the side of the road.. wrapped er up in tin foil n threw her in the smoke pit fer about n'hour.. Then chopped it all up n put it in the stew. Put some carrots n taters in there.. OOOOWEEEEEE that's sum good eatin! I bet you fancy New York City folks've never had a good ol fashioned coon stew dinner! I tell u wut. You boys don't know what your missin! You can keep your fancy shmancy croutons n oscar meyer wieners n kraft dinners. I'll take my roadkill stew over yer peppercorn hamster droppings any day of the week month or century! YASSSUH!! THANK GOD AHM A CUNTRY BOAHYYE!! YEEHAWWWWWW!

Little House on the Prairie: The journey of a lifetime begins

As of today, this blog will be taking a new direction. Did you notice the new title at the top of the page? Yes, that's right, we are no longer "Now Is The Time". This blog will henceforth be dedicated to Little House on the Prairie, and the characters, relationships, trials, tribulations, joys, and sorrows within.

That's right, I am about to watch the whole freakin series of Little House on the Prairie, including the Made for TV movies. Check out my Netflix queue, bitchez!

1. Kingdom Hospital: Disc 3 Thrillers Now
2. Kingdom Hospital: Disc 4 Thrillers Now
3. Pan's Labyrinth Foreign Now
4. World Trade Center Drama Now
5. I Love Maria Foreign Short wait
6. Step Brothers Comedy Now
7. Witch from Nepal Foreign Short wait
8. Encounter of the Spooky Kind Foreign Now
9. Master of the Flying Guillotine Foreign Now
10. The Benchwarmers Comedy Now
11. Full Moon: Vol. 3: I Want You to Hear It Anime & Animation Now
12. 8MM Thrillers Now
13. I Spit On Your Grave Horror Now
14. Down With Love Romance Now
15. Bye Bye Birdie Classics Now
16. Quarantine Horror Now
17. The Happening Sci-Fi & Fantasy Short wait
18. Leap of Faith Drama Now
19. Little House on the Prairie: The Pilot Television Now
20. Little House: Season 1: Disc 1 Television Now
21. Little House: Season 1: Disc 2 Television Now
22. Little House: Season 1: Disc 3 Television Now
23. Little House: Season 1: Disc 4 Television Now
24. Little House: Season 1: Disc 5 Television Now
25. Little House: Season 1: Disc 6 Television Now
26. My Blue Heaven Comedy Now
27. Dragnet Comedy Now
28. Little House: Season 2: Disc 1 Television Now
29. Little House: Season 2: Disc 2 Television Now
30. Little House: Season 2: Disc 3 Television Now
31. Little House: Season 2: Disc 4 Television Now
32. Little House: Season 2: Disc 5 Television Now
33. Little House: Season 2: Disc 6 Television Now
34. The Last Starfighter Sci-Fi & Fantasy Now
35. Little House: Season 3: Disc 1 Television Now
36. Little House: Season 3: Disc 2 Television Now
37. Little House: Season 3: Disc 3 Television Now
38. Little House: Season 3: Disc 4 Television Now
39. Little House: Season 3: Disc 5 Television Now
40. Little House: Season 3: Disc 6 Television Now
41. Saw IV Horror Now
42. Mary Poppins Children & Family Now
43. Saw V Horror Now
44. Little House: Season 4: Disc 1 Television Now
45. Little House: Season 4: Disc 2 Television Now
46. Little House: Season 4: Disc 3 Television Now
47. Little House: Season 4: Disc 4 Television Now
48. Little House: Season 4: Disc 5 Television Now
49. Little House: Season 4: Disc 6 Television Now
50. Babel Drama Now
51. Little House: Season 5: Disc 1 Television Now
52. Little House: Season 5: Disc 2 Television Now
53. Little House: Season 5: Disc 3 Television Now
54. Little House: Season 5: Disc 4 Television Now
55. Little House: Season 5: Disc 5 Television Now
56. Little House: Season 5: Disc 6 Television Now
57. Kentucky Fried Movie Comedy Now
58. Orphen II: Revenge: Vol. 5: Revenge Anime & Animation Now
59. Orphen II: Revenge: Vol. 6: Redemption Anime & Animation Now
60. Little House on the Prairie: Ssn 6: Disc 1 Television Now
61. Little House on the Prairie: Ssn 6: Disc 2 Television Now
62. Little House on the Prairie: Ssn 6: Disc 3 Television Now
63. Little House on the Prairie: Ssn 6: Disc 4 Television Now
64. Little House on the Prairie: Ssn 6: Disc 5 Television Now
65. Little House on the Prairie: Ssn 6: Disc 6 Television Now
66. Crash Drama Now
67. Little House/Prairie: Season 7: Disc 1 Television Now
68. Little House/Prairie: Season 7: Disc 2 Television Now
69. Little House/Prairie: Season 7: Disc 3 Television Now
70. Little House/Prairie: Season 7: Disc 4 Television Now
71. Little House/Prairie: Season 7: Disc 5 Television Now
72. Little House/Prairie: Season 7: Disc 6 Television Short wait
73. Little House..Prairie: Season 8: Disc 1 Television Now
74. Little House..Prairie: Season 8: Disc 2 Television Now
75. Little House..Prairie: Season 8: Disc 3 Television Now
76. Little House..Prairie: Season 8: Disc 4 Television Now
77. Little House..Prairie: Season 8: Disc 5 Television Now
78. Little House..Prairie: Season 8: Disc 6 Television Now
79. City of Lost Souls Foreign Now
80. LHOP: Season 9: Disc 1 Television Now
81. LHOP: Season 9: Disc 2 Television Now
82. LHOP: Season 9: Disc 3 Television Now
83. LHOP: Season 9: Disc 4 Television Now
84. LHOP: Season 9: Disc 5 Television Short wait
85. LHOP: Season 9: Disc 6 Television Now
86. Look Back to Yesterday Drama Now
87. Bless All the Dear Children Drama Now
88. The Last Farewell Drama Short wait
89. Little House: The Movies: Disc 4 Drama Now
90. Little House: The Movies: Disc 5 Drama Now
91. Little House: Journey in the Spring Television Now
92. Little House: No Place Like Home Television Now
93. Little House: As Long as We Are Together Television Now
94. Little House: I'll Be Waving as You Drive Television Now

Starting at #19, we have Little House on the Prairie: The Pilot, and from there we embark on a journey of self-discovery spanning 9 seasons and 9 made-for-TV-films that I hope you will share with me, as I relate my experiences and thoughts and feelings together with you.

Be sure to pack along plenty of tissues, friends, because trust me, we are not getting out of this together without plenty of tears, hugs, and reaffirmations of our friendship. =*D

Now before we get to this incredible journey, I am going to take a bitchin trip to NYC which will be totally killer, and I have to get those other 18 pesky films out of the way 1st. (Sorry, but I am a firm believer in not rearranging my Netflix queue unless it's absolutely necessary... It wouldn't be fair to the other films who've waited so long for their turn... And long have they waited, cos my queue is like 500 titles long.) But then we will get down to business, and I hope you will be patient in waiting for this truly amazing experience that you and I will share together!