Monday, December 29, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
Das Feiern des Feiertagsgeistes
Do u liek bears? I think bears r kewl!!! ^_^ I like bears cos they r nice n also they help 2 pertekt teh emviromnet. i lernd that in skool ^_^
Monday, December 22, 2008
Wahrheit und Folgen
Today has been a monumental day in the world of IMDb. It all began yesterday when I decided to see what dirt I could dig up on the annoying poster, TIsForTroll. This poster has been following me around for several months now responding to my posts and being a pain in the ass more or less.
Anyway, I was bored yesterday so I went through her post history. And lo and behold, I ran across a post from December 27, 2006, in which she claimed to be the great-granddaughter of Sam Cooke's father's cousin. Well anyway, to make a long story short, I called her out on this cos her profile said she was asian. I posted it all over the place until she showed up and tried to make some lame excuse that her friend had typed that. Minutes later, she self-deleted. Then she came back under another SN "ASacredSpirit" or something like that and admitted she had been lying. She sent me the link of the asian chick's pics she had been using in her profile. Turns out they were pics of some random model she had gotten off of Flickr.
So the moral of the story is: Don't lie to me cos I will catch you!!! And the 2nd moral is, never believe someone is who they say they are on teh Inturnetz!
And that brings me to my 2nd order of business: Matt Gaglio, or should I say "Liu-Kang", you ugly loser piece of shit if you are reading this I will tell you now why I hate you. It's because dumbasses like you embarrass the shit out of me. Dorks like you who hang out on asian actresses boards and drool everywhere about how hot they are do nothing but make fools of yourselves. You are a blemish on the face of manhood and I resent you for it. My offer to fight you in central park stands. Any time you are ready fool. Just say it, and I will be there to beat the crap out of you.
Anyway, I was bored yesterday so I went through her post history. And lo and behold, I ran across a post from December 27, 2006, in which she claimed to be the great-granddaughter of Sam Cooke's father's cousin. Well anyway, to make a long story short, I called her out on this cos her profile said she was asian. I posted it all over the place until she showed up and tried to make some lame excuse that her friend had typed that. Minutes later, she self-deleted. Then she came back under another SN "ASacredSpirit" or something like that and admitted she had been lying. She sent me the link of the asian chick's pics she had been using in her profile. Turns out they were pics of some random model she had gotten off of Flickr.
So the moral of the story is: Don't lie to me cos I will catch you!!! And the 2nd moral is, never believe someone is who they say they are on teh Inturnetz!
And that brings me to my 2nd order of business: Matt Gaglio, or should I say "Liu-Kang", you ugly loser piece of shit if you are reading this I will tell you now why I hate you. It's because dumbasses like you embarrass the shit out of me. Dorks like you who hang out on asian actresses boards and drool everywhere about how hot they are do nothing but make fools of yourselves. You are a blemish on the face of manhood and I resent you for it. My offer to fight you in central park stands. Any time you are ready fool. Just say it, and I will be there to beat the crap out of you.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Einleitung zur Finsternis
Do you have any pet peeves? I'd like to talk today about a pet peeve of mine: blog writers.
Blog writers are douchebags. I mean... who do you blogger fagget bitches think you are??? Nobody cares about your stupid life. No one wants to read about how you hate your teacher or your job, or how much you hate your dad cos he didn't buy you a pony when you were 12.
Bloggers are the most pathetic people on earth. Seriously, who cares about your lame-ass opinion on anything? I've seen pathetic pieces of crap typed out by bored soccer moms explaining how perfect their piece of crap family is. I've seen ugly self-hating asian bitches whining about how everyone needs to accept their dating choices, as if anyone cares who dates your below average ass! I've seen stupid emo faggets threatening to cut themselves cos their friend dissed them, and they go into great agonizing detail over how they were dissed, and how it made them feel. WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS??????? SHUT THE EFF UP, YOU STUPID SELF-ABSORBED RETARDS!!!!
And now I'm going to tell you about myself, and my opinions. If you are reading this, chances are I probably hate you. I think you're a blog reading bitch and/or douchebag. If you're from teh IMDb you're not only that, but you're also retarded and a pedophile, or a self-hater. Think about all the starving people in the world, and what are you doing? You're sitting there on the Soapbox spouting off the details of your lame-ass life and your sick and twisted perverted opinions on how the world should be, like how 30 year olds should be allowed to have sex with teenagers. All of you perverted retards should be lined up and shot in the face!!! I HATE DISGUSTING PIECES OF GARBAGE LIKE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Also, if you like Harry Potter, or Twilight, or any of that gay ass shit, I wish AIDS on you. I hope you contract it from an ass raping hobo clown while your walking out to your car from the mall.
That is all. Good day.
Blog writers are douchebags. I mean... who do you blogger fagget bitches think you are??? Nobody cares about your stupid life. No one wants to read about how you hate your teacher or your job, or how much you hate your dad cos he didn't buy you a pony when you were 12.
Bloggers are the most pathetic people on earth. Seriously, who cares about your lame-ass opinion on anything? I've seen pathetic pieces of crap typed out by bored soccer moms explaining how perfect their piece of crap family is. I've seen ugly self-hating asian bitches whining about how everyone needs to accept their dating choices, as if anyone cares who dates your below average ass! I've seen stupid emo faggets threatening to cut themselves cos their friend dissed them, and they go into great agonizing detail over how they were dissed, and how it made them feel. WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS??????? SHUT THE EFF UP, YOU STUPID SELF-ABSORBED RETARDS!!!!
And now I'm going to tell you about myself, and my opinions. If you are reading this, chances are I probably hate you. I think you're a blog reading bitch and/or douchebag. If you're from teh IMDb you're not only that, but you're also retarded and a pedophile, or a self-hater. Think about all the starving people in the world, and what are you doing? You're sitting there on the Soapbox spouting off the details of your lame-ass life and your sick and twisted perverted opinions on how the world should be, like how 30 year olds should be allowed to have sex with teenagers. All of you perverted retards should be lined up and shot in the face!!! I HATE DISGUSTING PIECES OF GARBAGE LIKE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Also, if you like Harry Potter, or Twilight, or any of that gay ass shit, I wish AIDS on you. I hope you contract it from an ass raping hobo clown while your walking out to your car from the mall.
That is all. Good day.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Ausstellung
The Art and Craft of Being Hardcore
Do you think you have what it takes to be HARD CORE?????
A lot of people come up to me on the street and ask me, "Hey, cool-looking person, how can I be as HARD CORE as you are????" and I honestly have to shrug and say, "I don't know, dude. You just have to be born that way I guess!"
So really, you either have it or you don't. There's no surefire way to become HARD CORE.
But there is a simple quiz you can take to determine your hardcoreness. I call it "The Quiz Which You Will Now Take".
1. You see a basket of baby bunnies. What is your initial reaction?
0-100 points: You suck. You are a douchebag titty baby. Go kill yourself. Now.
100-500 points: You are not HARD CORE. You need to make an honest assessment of your life and ask yourself, is it all really worth it? And if the answer is yes, then you are deluding yourself and you're probably ugly too.
500-Infinity points: DUDE, U R TTLY HARD CORE!!!!!!!!!! U SHOULD TTLY GO OUT AND GET A BEER NOW AND START A FIGHT YO!!!!!!!!
Do you think you have what it takes to be HARD CORE?????
A lot of people come up to me on the street and ask me, "Hey, cool-looking person, how can I be as HARD CORE as you are????" and I honestly have to shrug and say, "I don't know, dude. You just have to be born that way I guess!"
So really, you either have it or you don't. There's no surefire way to become HARD CORE.
But there is a simple quiz you can take to determine your hardcoreness. I call it "The Quiz Which You Will Now Take".
1. You see a basket of baby bunnies. What is your initial reaction?
- Awwwwww!!! Cute lil bunnie-wunnies!!!! (-30 points)
- Psh!!! How gay! (+10 points)
- STOMP ON 'EM!!!!!!!! (+30 points)
- Say "Bless you!" (-10 points)
- Don't say anything (0 points)
- Kick him in the nads!!!! (+30 points)
- Curl up by the fire with a nice girly romance novel. (-100 points)
- Go bowling (+1 point)
- Go out and smash people's faces in then shove a hand grenade up your bum hole!!! (+ 1,000,000 points)
- Quiche (- Infinity points)
- Steak (+ 10 points)
- Nachos, or anything that will make you crap fire (+100 points)
- Oy vey it's to DIE for!!!! (- Infinity points + your face)
- DUDE IT TOTALLY SUCKS GOAT BALLS!!!!! (+ 10 points)
- Who? (+ 5,234,203,921.43 points)
- Bicentennial Man, definitely! Robin Williams gave such a heartbreaking performance! (- 2 billion points)
- I, Robot with Will Smith (0 points)
- Terminator!!!! (+10 points)
- Thank him for a great game and for the time the two of you have spent on this beautiful day of friendship. (-100 points)
- Tell him he sucks and he should go kill himself now. (+10 points)
- While he's not looking, inject a syringe full of AIDS into his ass! (+100 points)
0-100 points: You suck. You are a douchebag titty baby. Go kill yourself. Now.
100-500 points: You are not HARD CORE. You need to make an honest assessment of your life and ask yourself, is it all really worth it? And if the answer is yes, then you are deluding yourself and you're probably ugly too.
500-Infinity points: DUDE, U R TTLY HARD CORE!!!!!!!!!! U SHOULD TTLY GO OUT AND GET A BEER NOW AND START A FIGHT YO!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Premiere
Shut up! No! Ok. Thank you for shutting up. Now. I type on keyboard. Typing makes words. Words go onto screen. Now you read them. You read them or die!!!!
This is first blog. I have many things to tell. I have been many places and seen many things. I will tell you of these things with words, and you will read them. If you see the words and they have no meaning you will take English lessons, and then you will come back later. Words will make sense then.
For now I must go. But harken thee to my words, I will return. If you are here when I return, this is good, and we will be thankful together. If you are not here when I return, it means you have died in battle. Or you died some other way, like by eating a fungus. Or you didn't die at all but for some reason are no longer here to read my words, and this is bad. I want people to read my words. It means that I am here. It means that I am..... human. Do you hear me??? HUMAN!!!! I AM HUMAN!!!!!!
And I was here, on this day. Thank you. Have a wonderful day.
This is first blog. I have many things to tell. I have been many places and seen many things. I will tell you of these things with words, and you will read them. If you see the words and they have no meaning you will take English lessons, and then you will come back later. Words will make sense then.
For now I must go. But harken thee to my words, I will return. If you are here when I return, this is good, and we will be thankful together. If you are not here when I return, it means you have died in battle. Or you died some other way, like by eating a fungus. Or you didn't die at all but for some reason are no longer here to read my words, and this is bad. I want people to read my words. It means that I am here. It means that I am..... human. Do you hear me??? HUMAN!!!! I AM HUMAN!!!!!!
And I was here, on this day. Thank you. Have a wonderful day.
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