Shut up! No! Ok. Thank you for shutting up. Now. I type on keyboard. Typing makes words. Words go onto screen. Now you read them. You read them or die!!!!
This is first blog. I have many things to tell. I have been many places and seen many things. I will tell you of these things with words, and you will read them. If you see the words and they have no meaning you will take English lessons, and then you will come back later. Words will make sense then.
For now I must go. But harken thee to my words, I will return. If you are here when I return, this is good, and we will be thankful together. If you are not here when I return, it means you have died in battle. Or you died some other way, like by eating a fungus. Or you didn't die at all but for some reason are no longer here to read my words, and this is bad. I want people to read my words. It means that I am here. It means that I am..... human. Do you hear me??? HUMAN!!!! I AM HUMAN!!!!!!
And I was here, on this day. Thank you. Have a wonderful day.
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