I would like to talk about some douchebags on IMDB and why they are douchebags, and what I intend to do about them.
1. Tedz8 (nickname: Titz)
This snivelling whiny little pissant is a gross slimy asiaphile whose posting history consists entirely of him drooling over various asian actresses on their message boards. This dumbass is so ugly and pathetic he has to resort to an overseas relationship to get any female to have anything to do with him, which I'm sure when and if this dumb bitch actually meets him in person if his looks don't kill her right then and there his smell surely will. Tedz is one of those douchebags who tries to come off all nice and nonconfrontational, which only makes him look like an even bigger pussy. Then if someone actually confronts him instead of standing up for himself he runs off and whines to the IMDB help desk about it. He got all my posts on the Ziyi Zhang board erased and then wrote this brown nosing post thanking IMDB for "clearing the air and putting an end to the current hostile environment", which I immediately reported and got deleted.
My course of action - continue calling him a douchebag who still sucks his mother's tit and report his posts.
2. Liu-Kang (nickname: Fagglio)
Liu-Kang is the screen name of Matt Gagglio, a virgin in his late 20's who, like Titz, is a disgusting asiaphile. He likes to go around stalking Asian female posters and brags about all the Asian women he's been with, even though he admitted about a month ago he has never had sex in his life (he counts anything beyond kissing as sex by the way). He also happens to live in NYC which is crawling with Asian women, which makes him even more pathetic for not being able to get one to come within 10 feet of him. I have offered to meet up somewhere for a fight several times, and chickenshit Liu-Kang refuses to meet, being the douchebag coward he is. Whenever I insult him on the message boards he tries to insult me back with ridiculously lame crap. The title of one of his "insult" posts was "Funkyant brings down plane with his farts".
My course of action - Try to get this asshole to meet me when I go up to NYC this summer, then beat the shit out of him. Continue insulting his lame ass and reminding everyone that he is a virgin. Report any post he makes regarding Asian women.
3. SyvDager, a.k.a. Isle-of-Kyle
This douchebag is a sad lonely little boy who has no life outside of IMDB. He claims the same thing about me because I post there a lot, but I post there a lot because I'm at work and it helps pass the time. I'm rarely on the computer when I'm not at work. So what's his excuse? SyvDager started badmouthing me a month or two ago because I hate asiaphiles. And I was like, lol who is this stupid little twerp and why is he badmouthing me? He must've gotten butt hurt over something I said. So I noticed he and this other poster were using one of the boards as their own private little chat room, so I decided to go on there and start posting stuff, and he went BALLISTIC and started trying to badmouth me in all his posts and started reporting everything I posted. Hahaha what a freakin loser!!! This dumbass has an obsession with I-Am-Lucifer and gets really jealous when anyone else talks to her. He's also one of those dorks who tries to be all poetic and romantic, but all it does is make him look like a total pussy.
My course of action - Report all his posts and continue posting on boards he posts on a lot, because it drives him insane.
4. I-Am-Lucifer
This dumb bitch is a Satan-worshipper and is also Syvdager's obsession. She's the one who he got his panties in a wad over when I talked to her a few times. What's even more pathetic about his obsession is this bitch lives halfway around the world in New Zealand, so it's like, what's the matter Syvdager, are you so ugly you can't get with any girls over here??? Anyway, I-Am-Lucifer is a boring annoying bitch who has hairy armpits and breaks mirrors whenever she looks at them, and that's coming from her, not me. Anyway, I wouldn't bother to include her here except that like I said, she is annoying, and she is Syvdager's best friend, and she is also helping him to report my posts, because she's a dumb bitch who can't think for herself.
My course of action - Report all her posts.
So anyway, I just wanted to bring up these posters because they are assholes with no lives, and it is because of these 4 douchebags that my "ze_funkyant" account got terminated on IMDB. I set up a new account. I'm calling it "funkyrant" for now. And if any of you douchebags are reading this, go ahead and report my new account if you want. I still have my sock accts for reporting you pieces of dog kaka, and no matter how many times you get my account terminated I will create a new account to replace it. I have loads of ways to authenticate - credit card accounts, my cell phone, my gf's credit cards and cell phones, parent's credit cards, friend's credit cards... So go right ahead, assholes. You will not get rid of me.
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